Monday, October 17, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
CAP'N CRUNCH VS SOGGIES - THE EPIC 1986 BATTLE
Remember way back in 1986 when the Soggies
kidnapped the Cap'n and we had to call in to the hot line for the clues in
order to figure out which door he was behind... only then could he escape.
Those were trying times for the Cap'n.
CELEBATRATE NATIONAL CAP'N CRUNCH VS. SOGGIES DAY
It seems like every day I wake up, look at Facebook or Twitter
only to see that I must celebrate some really trivial thing today. Things like,
National Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept 19th), or National Chicken Wing Day (July
29th). The list goes on and on. So I ask, since it appears anyone can declare
any day a holiday or day of celebration for any cause or item of their
choosing. Why can't I declare a day of celebration to remember those
who came before us; fighting for truth, justice, and crunchy cereal?
That's right, I hereby declare today, October 12th, National Cap'n
Crunch Vs Soggies Day. After all, it was Captain Horatio Magellan
Crunch how has devoted his entire life to fighting the evil Soggies, a
mysterious race of evil milk people who set out to "sog up" his
cereal in the 1980's. If not for our
valiant, albeit Spanish Captain, our morning cereal might
actually soften in milk, as opposed to cutting up the roof of our mouths.
So, here's to you Cap'n… May you go down in history with other
greats of your rank, like: Captains Kirk, Picard, Kangaroo, and Planet. We
honor you, with this day of days.
Monday, October 3, 2011
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