Too long has the mainstream media kept a brilliant man and cereal like Franken Berry down. Sure, he doesn't have the market ability of Count Chocula, are the attractiveness of a Boo Berry. In fact, Franken Berry is really a chud (look at that forehead). What he does have is a delicious and unique cereal. Seriously, who else has strawberry flavored cereal. And if you were lucky enough to be alive in the 70's, it might have even turned your skin pink. I know Chocula is, well chocolate and he's a vampire. Lets face it, thanks to those douchey Twilight losers, vampires are the all the rage right now. All I'm asking is where's the heart? Just because because he's not as sexy as a vampire, or cute like a ghost, he gets treated like Lennie Smalls. Kill one young, attractive woman, whatever. I say Franken Berry is the man, and if anyone has a beef with that, they can go eat some over hyped Count Chocula and the Strawberry goodness to the rest of us.
JLP
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